And this isn’t just some 35-year-old man’s dream – it’s an official product you can buy on Amazon. It actually exists. The crazy bastards have only gone and done it.
To celebrate the true glory of this toy, we’ll bust out the rarely-used full-width image code so you can see it properly:
Beautiful. And it’s only $50, which at today’s ridiculous exchange rate is practically free, or at least less than you’d spend getting a round in. Go on, order one now. Things like this don’t come along that often.