Mistake number one is Nicky Campbell calling it a “DS Nintendo” occasionally throughout the ludicrous report. Mistake #2 is thinking that Brain Training’s occasional problems recognising words is a surprise or new news, seeing as the game came out in June of 2006 and everyone’s already completely over it.
Mistakes numbers 3-99 we’ll leave you to work out for yourselves while enjoying the shameful Watchdog Nintendo outrage, that was actually shown on proper BBC1 last night.
NEXT WEEK ON WATCHDOG: Nicky Campbell feigns outrage that playing Wii Tennis made a child’s arm ache a little bit for several minutes after playing it. Honestly. It’s almost as bad as Tonight With Trevor McDonald.