Tony Blair: officially more useless than a vibrator
What’s that? You don’t tend to take your opinion-forming political polls from sex toy websites? More fool you then.
Visitors to LoveHoney have spoken, and whereas 33% of them said Tony Blair is the man they’d least like to be stranded on a desert island with, 20% said the object they’d most like to take would be a vibrator with “unlimited” batteries. 9% said an iPod, incidentally.
What they’d do when faced with a George Bush butt plug was, sadly, not one of the questions asked in LoveHoney’s survey.
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