There are several features lacking from iPhone, including 3G and video recording. Oh, and it doesn’t come with a buzzing cock-ring attached, which is a pretty serious omission. Thankfully, LoveHoney has stepped into the breach, with its new VibraExciter Mobile Phone Sex Toy for Men.
I try and limit the amount of sex toys we show here on Tech Digest, instead leaving it up to Zara and the girls over at our sister-site Shiny Shiny. True, they may be electrical products, and give you, ahem, great pleasure much like the latest mobile phone…but really, how many vibrators do you want to see when skiving off work, reading Tech Digest?
I’ll make an exception with this one though, the Hello Kitty vibrators, which…
Earlier this year, sex toy firm LoveHoney announced a vibrator recycling scheme (no, it didn’t mean selling secondhand Rampant Rabbits – that’s recycling as in breaking down and reusing for other stuff). Anyway, they’ve just released a video showing the first tonne of donated vibrators being crunched at the SWEEEP recycling centre in Kent. Check it out below.
What’s that? You don’t tend to take your opinion-forming political polls from sex toy websites? More fool you then.
Visitors to LoveHoney have spoken, and whereas 33% of them said Tony Blair is the man they’d least like to be stranded on a desert island with, 20% said the object they’d most like to take would be a vibrator with “unlimited” batteries. 9% said an iPod, incidentally.
I don't have to tell you why Inch Perfect is different to your average sex toy – check the pic. It's got markings representing an imperial AND metric ruler, which retailer LoveHoney says will give you an accurate measurement of…