The… brace yourselves… TARDIS wardrobe

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The must-have Christmas gift of 2008 for the 3-11-year-old demographic, it is, and we can hardly believe such an amazing item exists, a TARDIS wardrobe. It is such a great idea. One of the world’s best ideas, alongside automatically slicing bread with a machine and trainers with air in the soles for extra bounciness.

Fashioned out of the finest canvas and non-sustainable pine, the TARDIS wardrobe boasts a “single rail” and “zippable doors.” But it’s not about features. It’s about shape and colour, and it saying “POLICE BOX” in the correct font.

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It is also the ideal Christmas gift for those in the 33-49-year-old sci-fi fan demographic, along with some Babylon 5 slippers and a Star Trek pipe. The TARDIS wardrobe is yours on Amazon for £30.

Imagine cutting feet holes in it and wearing it to a cosplay convention. Guaranteed sex.

(Via Toyology)

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Gary Cutlack

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