Proof that money can't buy you fashion sense, Brandish looks at rich geeks' fashion don'ts


Any excuse for a photo of Bill Gates to appear on these pages, phwroar! But there’s a reason, and it’s not a pretty sight. Yup, Ben over at Brandish, our mens’ fashion site, has done a top five of the worst dressed rich geeks this planet (un)fortunately is in possession of, and believe me, it’s a nasty sight. Except for Bill Gates, natch.

Featuring Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs, and that other porky Steve from Apple that looks like your lechy uncle, Ben’s top five is a hilarious run-through of their fashion don’ts, and also offers solutions for all their fashion woes. You’d think with all that money, they’d be able to afford a shopping spree in Neiman Marcus, tsk.

Brandish’s top five badly-dressed rich geeks

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