Like some bizarre hybrid Hello Kitty and geek’s wet dream, this Angel Kitty USB keyboard bra is…well…it does what it says on the tin, no? If your £39.99 Ikea desk doesn’t quite meet the mark in terms of keyboard-housing capabilities, how about a real life woman with one stuck to her boobs? Just manage to rope one into wearing the outfit (I’d suggest a good few Cosmopolitans
laced with Rohypnol followed by a couple of shots of Bacardi), plug ‘er in to the USB slot and off you go. The perfect accompanying computer accessory for that big board meeting next week!
You can pick one up for ¥15,750 (about $130) on your way to the brothel to collect a willing girl to model it.
Angel Kitty (via Spluch)
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