Words cannot express just how awful this $19.99 backpack is. Really. We’re all for Star Wars merchandise, and probably own far too much for our own good, but folks, please. Vinyl. In the shape of Darth Vader. On your back. Darth would be turning in his grave at the mere blasphemy. If, err, Luke had bothered digging him one and not just burnt him on a pile of wood like unwanted love letters from Jabba the Hut.
If they were to produce Han’s face in buttery leather though, I might just consider toting that shoulder-candy.