E3 2008, best twenty video games, now done in Haiku

According to my watch, E3 is now finished. The conference has been shifted and downsized and generally turned upside down by format changes but it is still one of the biggest video games spectacles in the world. Nearly everything worth looking out for in the coming months and, in several cases, years was on show. I'm can't write up each one individually as it would take me till September, so here they are in a convenient Haiku form. I take no responsibility for whether these actually conform to rigorous Haiku format requirements.

If you were born in the 80s: Nintendo console keychain

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Just looking at this keychain makes me misty-eyed remembering days spent playing Super Mario and Tetris until it was time to watch Thundercats, Transformers and Voltron. Clearly made for us 80s kids, this nostalgic wonder features miniature versions of the console, a game cartridge and the NES controller.

Display your gaming history and inspire do-you-remember’s with mates you used to trash in Street Fighter with this officially-licensed keyring for only $5.99.

Product Link (Via Coolest Gadgets)

Don't bother rescuing the princess, just grab some Nintendo decals from Blik instead

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It’s common knowledge ’round these parts that I dress as Mario at every available opportunity. Heck, you’ve probably even seen me right here on Tech Digest in my costume. So it’ll be of no surprise to you that I am salivating over these Super Mario Bros. decals for walls, then.

The hardest part is choosing between Super Mario Bros., Donkey Kong, or New Super Mario Bros. however – although at $75 a pop, you better choose just one or you won’t have any gold coins left over for actual games…

External hard drive planned for Nintendo Wii, or so the latest rumours go

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Could Nintendo be answering many fanboys’ prayers message board tantrums, and be developing an external hard drive?

If an employment advertisement posted by Nintendo of America is anything to go by, then yes, yes they are. The job noticed called for developers to design a “test plan for Wii’s USB devices”, once again stoking the fire of external hard drive rumours.

Sadly the Nintendo of Europe head honcho, Laurent Fischer, claimed…

Peekaboo Pole Dancing might be taking Carmen Electra to the Xbox 360, not the Wii

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When we broke the news about Peekaboo Pole Dancing launching a Wii game, we mentioned that Carmen Electra was already a fan of the portable dance poles, however it seems Carmen and her ‘Electra Poles’ might actually be launching on the Xbox 360 instead.

Speaking to MTV, Simon Kay from Peekaboo revealed “the biggest issue with the whole thing is Nintendo’s approval, we’re not going to get Nintendo to approve a Carmen Electra-based Wii game, not in near future at least.” Owing to the Wii’s ‘family-friendly’ reputation, they’re being forced to look at alternatives, such as the Xbox 360, which “could be edgier” according to Kay…