The Pets Eye View Camera is a very small snapper that takes 640×480 pics and is designed to be attached to your moggy or hound's collar.
This will be useful. You’ll be able to see them from further away, which means it’ll be easier to ignore the arrogant little creatures.
But that’s not what a bunch of crazy South Korean scientists had in mind when inventing the luminous feline. Apparently, their mucking about in the laboratory…
If cats could talk, they’d probably be quite repetitive. “Stroke me!”. “Feed me!”. “Don’t disturb me, I’m licking my arse.” That kind of thing.
But maybe I’m being unfair, and cats have full and frank views on the global financial crisis, Steve McClaren’s managerial skills, and the merits of pirates versus ninjas. Meowlingual should be able to prove it.
Some dog or other won Crufts last week: I won’t be interested until they let mongrels into the grand final and include a round where the dogs are rated on their ability to bark “Sausages” on demand.