BREAKING: Facebook goes down – world productivity soars [Updated: Appears to be fixed]


Facebook went down for ten minutes this morning, to the horror of public transport commuters and office slackers everywhere.

Here’s what is currently visible if you try to go to Facebook:


Horrifyingly, this does mean that for the first time in a long time we all have to actually do some work.

I don’t know about you, but I’m wondering how on earth people managed to cope with working like this all of the time?!

Update (09:40): Facebook now appears to be fixed. We’ll be watching it closely to see if it stays fixed.

James O’Malley
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