Lightsaber umbrella – turning Jedis into Stormtroopers
The answer you’re looking for is no. No, you can never have enough Star Wars themed merchandise – certainly not in rainy old England where not even a Jedi mind trick can prevent a downpour.
Instead, equip yourself with the £19.99 lightsaber umbrella. It’s got three internal LEDs, which light up the shaft when you hit the button, but, sadly, you’ll have to make all the sound effects yourself – probably quite fun when you’re cutting through all the pedestrain traffic.
Three AAA batteries are not included, which is a shame because that’s what it require to work, and the whole thing is 84cm long. Suitable for those 12 and over apparently.
You know, I don’t think I can use the word “shaft” with a straight face any more. How did you fair reading it?
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Oh no, I didn’t think it could get any worse…and then I saw this haha 😉
Thank you so much for your article,Learn much here!
i’d like to quote a simpsons episode here and say “nnnnneeeeeerrrrrrd”
i’d like to quote a simpsons episode here and say “nnnnneeeeeerrrrrrd”
i’d like to quote a simpsons episode here and say “nnnnneeeeeerrrrrrd”
Is it lightning proof?
Looks like I’ve found the perfect present for my six year old. Something that combines two of his favourite things: umbrellas and lightsabres.
Blade Runner. NOT Star Wars.
Looks like I’ve found the perfect present for my six year old. Something that combines two of his favourite things: umbrellas and lightsabres.
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