Do you have gold-plated bath taps? Do you play football for a living? Do you holiday in Dubai? If the answers to these questions is “yes”, then this is for you.
Introducing the Tag Heuer Meridiist – a crocodile skin mobile phone. I can’t explain how much I loath this item, so I’m just going to give you the spec.
It has an average 2-megapixel camera, a respectable 1.9″ QVGA screen, it plays all the MP3, AAC and MPEG-4s you need, so why does it cost US$7,000?
Oh yes, it’s the hideous, tasteless, ugly, pointless, macabre, slimy-looking, detestable, appalling, revolting, horrendous, grotesque, nasty and down right disgusting crocodile skin case. That aside, it’s a bargain. Vomit bucket not included.