'Breast massaging robot' takes cyber-love to the next level

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No doubt there’s some sort of serious scientific/medical use for this that’s of global importance. It will no doubt save millions of lives, somehow, in the near future.

But there’s also a good chance it’ll just end up letting you virtually grope women in Second Life.

It may also let you remotely feel the man-breasts of World of Warcraft players. Its uses are potentially limitless. God bless robotics and lonely male scientists.

If you feel the idea of a robotic breast massager has potential, feel free to contact the manufacturer Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD – it’s looking for investors to take this global.

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