You know life is well and truly over when you wonder to yourself just how low eBay sellers are stooping these days, and actually log on in search of Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman merch.
I was actually expecting to find homemade silk-screened t-shirts, but alas, there are a few copies of OK magazine, with an ‘exclusive’ interview with the not-in-any-way-publicity-hungry I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here couple.
£1.75 with three days left, if any bored housewives are interested. Makes you pine for the days of Jesus-toast, really…
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