Looking more like a piece of hospital equipment than a fun console peripheral, the Wii Party Station is… everything.
It is a four-player LCD scoreboard for all those fun “gaming evenings” Wii owners have, it has a fan for cooling your hands, cups, a tray for crisps and snacks, plus a little drawer for memory cards. There is also a hole to prop your Wii Remote up in.
The Wii Party Station is currently at prototype stage, so there’s plenty of time yet for everyone involved to come to their senses and just release a charging station instead. Or a new wrist strap. Anything but this.