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suicidebombbox.jpgIf you’re just that little bit tired of life, why not carry around a Suicide Bomb Box?

The life-endangering toy comes in a nice white travel case, because, if you’re going to go out, you might as well go out in style. An array of buttons help make it look a little bit more like a toy than the sort of thing you’d get sent to jail for trying to take onto an aeroplane, while the lid’s array of pretend satellite data screens put it a little further into James Bond role-play territory.

It’s around £30 on import if you want to run the risk of getting one sent to your house and having your name put on MI5’s “watch” list.

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Gary Cutlack