Fond of dogs? Love scooters? You'll be wanting a dog-powered scooter then…

How Tech Digest missed this in the past, I don’t know. Especially seeing as it solves all of mankind’s pollution/transport issues at a stroke. Pun not intended.

The Dog-Powered Scooter is, yes, a pooch-powered two-wheeler. You might have guessed that from the name. You give the scooter a push to get it started, then your dog takes over, yanking you along while passers-by stare in disgust amazement.

According to the official website, the scooter provides “a combination of adrenaline, pleasure, and exorcise” – I assume that’s a mis-spelling of exercise, although if it does stop you from projectile vomiting and masturbating with crucifixes, that’s a bonus. The cost, a mere $540.

(Dog-Powered Scooter)