Yes, she has marvellous doubloons. No, she wouldn’t like to see your cutlass. And no, getting your parrot to chat her up will have no effect. This pirate figure has been hand-made, stands six feet tall, and appears to be the perfect accessory on which to stand your bottle of rum. The person selling her on eBay describes her as "a whimsical home decor masterpiece", which might have Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen choking on his cufflinks, but for $699, she’s yet to find a bidder.
Also today on Bayraider: Liza Minnelli’s slightly-worn tap shoes (no, they weren’t used to boot ex-husband David Gest in the head), and a batch of Tony Blair items including, ahem, a set of playing cards with our esteemed Prime Minister in drag.