Armageddon USB Hub – world destruction with USB ports!


Probably the most ridiculous gadget I’ve seen in a long while – but still quite useful. The Armageddon USB Hub relieves your anger with a press of the Red Button, but also earns its keep by adding some bonus USB connectivity to your PC.

Yes, if everything’s going wrong and work is getting on top of you, there’s only one thing to do. Turn the key, flip the switches and press that Red Button. Unfortunately, your PC doesn’t explode, all you get is a honking noise, but you’ll feel better for it. Probably not a good enough reason to buy, so here’s another. It plugs into a USB port, but gives you access to four USB ports in exchange. And you can never have enough of those – not with so many stupid USB gadgets around.

It’s available now, priced at £39.99.

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Dave Walker
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