Unfortunately, Indian firm Mobile2win didn’t get into today’s ‘Top 10 mobile games’ post, as I haven’t had a chance to play any of their games. But by hell, I’d like to. Take Spank The Ass for example, for its title screen alone (left). Or 7 Year Itch, where you have to hurl crockery at your spouse. Or Cupid’s Fart to Heart, where the goal is "to fart and spread love". Or Moo Poo, where you fly around as a loose-bowelled cow. I won’t even tell you what Casting Couch, Cherry Popping and Anti Terrorism Party Pack involve… If these games aren’t already for sale in the UK, well, they should be.