So, digital rights management technology should be abolished, according to Apple's Steve Jobs. That'd be the same Steve Jobs whose company won't let you play iTunes Store downloads on your mobile phone or non-Apple MP3 player. Lumme. Here's ten other stories in a similar vein to Jobs' 'DRM is bad' claim.
1. Pot: "Man, that kettle is black, don't you think?"
2. Keith Richards: "Drugs are bad, kids. Don't do 'em."
3. George Bush Jr: "You can't torture suspected terrorists without a fair trial."
4. Bluto: "Kidnapping sailors' girlfriends is plain wrong."
5. Lindsay Lohan: "Getting out of limos without undercrackers on is obscene."
6. Tom Cruise: "Stay away from scientology. Those people are crazy."
7. Dolly Parton: "Cosmic surgery ruins your looks, girls."
8. Alex Ferguson: "It's not fair to shout at your players. If you kick objects at them, you deserve a lawsuit."
9. King Kong: "Leave pretty ladies alone. They don't like heights."
10. Elton John: "I've always said the more understated you dress, the better."
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