MWC 2008: Vacuous corporate stand slogan roundup: Part One


One of the defining things about Mobile World Congress is the huge number of dreadful stand slogans. Y’know, the lines companies have chosen to sum up what it is they do. Revolutionising the mobile value chain? Driving the convergence zeitgeist? Shattering the usability barrier? Cobblers, all of ’em.

Well, I’m not standing for it. It’s time to name and shame the worst examples, starting with perhaps the all-time worst corporate slogan, with more after the jump. Watch out for more throughout the week.