Chrome chastity belt to keep 'things' in check

Genital-organ-chamber.jpgSorry about this. Hope it doesn’t put you off your tea too much. If you’re into weird fantasy sex and have a lot of money, this £730 “Genital organ chamber” might come in a bit handy.

Or if you’re a lady and your man tends to spend a little bit too much time on the internet on his own, and is always hurriedly closing windows…