Obiwan Kenobi has been arrested.
That’s Obiwan Kenobi of Roseville, California, not Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi of Tatooine, “A Galaxy Far, Far Away”.
It seems Mr Kenobi is responsible for a mini-pile up involving four cars last week. The wannabe padawan was trying to…ahem…Force his way through a traffic jam, hitting two cars and causing a four-car pile up as he tried to make the jump to lightspeed…er…speed away.
He’s been charged with hit-and-run causing injury, and has now made bail. His excuse that he was evading Imperial Order 66 just wont cut it here on Earth though we bet.
The authorities need to be careful with this one; If you strike Obiwan down, he shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Star Wars puns aside, THE GUY IS CALLED OBIWAN KENOBI?! FOR REAL! Anyone who legally gets their name changed to that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a car, let alone a starfighter.