Can you remember your life before knowing the Earth-shattering truth that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s dad?
Before Jar-Jar Binks pissed on your childhood, and before George Lucas turned the galaxy’s most super-cool Sith Lord into a weepy pussy that bawls “NOOOOOOOO!” everytime the shit hits the fan?
Nope neither can we. That was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Ahhh, to be young again. Like this four year old, who is just about to watch a mutilated Luke find out that the bully with a lightsabre is his dad, for the first time. It’s priceless.