Morphsuits are invariably terrifying as they are, turning grown men into featureless, crotch-bulging Tony Hart cast offs. Morphsuits with a monstrous side are even spookier. With one size near-enough fitting all, you can grab zombie, skeleton or mummy suit styles. You'll either be the life and soul of the party with this on, or cause a police raid for public indecency. Grab them from Red5, priced £34.95
Not as scary over the internet is it? OK, so we may not be able to give you a fright with words quite as well as Poe or Lovecraft, but we can definitely point you in the right direction of some gory, gruesome gifts to make this Halloween the most horrifically horrible yet!
From Thumbs Up, Red 5, IWantOneOfThose, Amazon, Find-Me-A-Gift and Firebox, we’ve scoured the web for the scourge of the spirit world, the zombie Zeitgeist and the most perfect paranormal paraphernalia the internet has got to offer.
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