Unofficial Michael Jackson phone for sale

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MJ-cellphone.jpgYou know what’s wrong with all these new smartphones? They just look too sleek. What I really want is a gaudy, bling-tastic phone, unofficially themed around my favourite dead popstar. If you too are looking for something a little more, ahem, off the wall, then this Michael Jackson phone may be for you.

With faux diamonds and moon walking silhouettes of Jackson etched on the back, the gold coloured handset is a sight to behold. Made by a Chinese imitation “shanzai” company, the phone comes packaged with a suspect-looking live DVD.

The “limited edition” phone is extremely garish, but in terms of knocked off gear, you can’t beat it.

Gerald Lynch