There are numerous perfectly innocent reasons why a man might want a really, really small camera. It doesn’t automatically mean you’re a pervert who spends all your spare time taking secret photos of women’s shoes on the London Underground.
You might simply want to do away with carrying a bag and want something you can fit in your pocket – and you like tight trousers. You could be going on holiday and want a snapper that won’t take up too much luggage space, therefore meaning you can travel with hand baggage only. You might be exceptionally weak due to years of muscle-wasting internet use and require something that only weighs a mere 90 grams.
If so, the Minox DSC only weighs a mere 90 grams, manages to squeeze a 3.2megapixel sensor into its tiny 86x21x30mm body, with 128MB of on-board memory for pics. It also does video, plus there’s an optional flash.
But you don’t want a flash going off when you’re taking spy photos. She’ll notice.