Peanut butter machine – the gift of a guaranteed heart attack long life

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peanut-butter-maker.jpgIf I eat too much peanut butter, it makes me come out in spots – nothing alarming but it’s not pretty either. I think there’s a lot of nut oil going on in there greasing up my skin, so unfortunately, much as I love the stuff, I don’t think this peanut butter making machine is a good idea for me.

As it goes, this device will make a paste either crunchy or smooth – depending upon the setting – out of whatever kind of nuts you care to stick in it. In fact, in years to come we’ll probably hear of serial killers feeding their victims to people in sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

My other conern is that I know nuts are the only true superfood but isn’t all that natural oil bad for your heart. It might not be. They could be some of those good oils, the ones that actually make you live longer. Hang on, let me look it up…

…no, I’m totally wrong. Nuts can lower your chances of heart disease by up to 35% apparently. So, what are you waiting for? Delcious, good for you and very reasonable indeed at $49.98. Right, I’d better change my title.

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Daniel Sung