Cut your neck open on a barbed wire fence all year round, with the Ice Meister SLICER

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ice-meister-slicer-grass-sled.jpgIf you’re young and still flexible enough to find the idea of (a) being outside in the cold and (b) hurtling down a hill really fast sitting on a piece of plastic enjoyable, here’s the answer to your extreme sports prayers – a sled that works just as well on grass as on snow.

The Ice Meister SLICER is a grass-based sled that’ll keep your bottom aching and your knuckles freshly grazed all year round, thanks to its removable sliders that users take out, freeze, then reattach for that year-round feeling of powerlessness and imminent death caused by going too fast down a hill with no safety equipment on and no members of St. John’s Ambulance in attendance.

If your interest has been piqued, a PDF of precisely how the insane portable ice scheme works can be found here. The SLICER’s for sale direct from the maker – but only for wannabe casualty ward visitors in the US and Canada right now.

(Via Dvice)

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