Cut your neck open on a barbed wire fence all year round, with the Ice Meister SLICER

If you’re young and still flexible enough to find the idea of (a) being outside in the cold and (b) hurtling down a hill really fast sitting on a piece of plastic enjoyable, here’s the answer to your extreme sports prayers – a sled that works just as well on grass as on snow.

The Ice Meister SLICER is a grass-based sled that’ll keep your bottom aching and your knuckles freshly grazed all year round, thanks to its removable sliders that users take out, freeze, then reattach for that year-round feeling of powerlessness and imminent death caused by going too fast down a hill with no safety equipment on and no members of St. John’s Ambulance in attendance.

If your interest has been piqued, a PDF of precisely how the insane portable ice scheme works can be found here. The SLICER’s for sale direct from the maker – but only for wannabe casualty ward visitors in the US and Canada right now.

(Via Dvice)

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