Answer: I wish it was.
This is the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife and it’s managed to supply you with everything you could possibly need at your disposal at exactly the same time as missing the point entirely. It has over 100 gadgets and weighs 1.5kg.
On the plus side, it does feature a laser flashlight, fish scaler and golf divot repair tool as well as the usual array of useful items such as a torch, double-cut wood saw and universal wrench. I’d imagine it has a knife or two too.
It’s actually quite fairly priced at £499.99 but you’d have to be an idiot to buy one. It measures 3.0cm x 8.5cm x 24.0cm. Not exactly much good for fiddly, hard to reach jobs or, in fact, carrying.
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