NEWSFLASH: Steve Jobs still not dead
Yes, it’s true! Nothing at all has happened to Steve Jobs. There was a story earlier today that on CNN’s iReport that the Apple Supremo’s ticker had crashed but then, of course, that never happens to Macs.
Whether this was a US governmental plot to kick start the economy with relief or Steve Ballmer’s best attempt at destabilising his nemesis is unknown but what is clear is that Mr Jobs has survived another harrowing close shave with rumour.
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