Computer WINS BIG in poker tournament
Poker-playing computer Polaris kicked the bottoms of several top poker players last week, raking in a profit of some $150,000 for its developers at the University of Alberta.
The human players, with frankly stupid names like Nick “stoxtrader” Grudzien, Matt “Hoss_TBF” Hawrilenko and IJay “doughnutz” Palansky, won two games, drew one and lost three to Polaris, which has significantly improved its poker skills since its shameful defeat to a team of carbon-based meat-bags in 2007.
Polaris, when picking up its trophy and cheque, said “NEXT STOP TOTAL OBLITERATION OF PATHETIC HUMAN INFESTATION.”
(Via The Ars)
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