Of course you do, you 21st-century caffeine addict. The Whirlpool 20RI D4 Espresso is due to go on sale early next year, and offers generous fridge and freezer capacity, along with an espresso coffee machine embedded in the door.
Well, it’s more useful than wireless internet access, anyway.
It’s also got an internal water filter and an “in-door ice system” (i.e. a box to make ice cubes, probably), and looks stylish enough to fit perfectly into any self-respecting modern kitchen. I want one, and I don’t even LIKE espresso coffee…
Whirlpool 20RI D4 Espresso (via OhGizmo!)