In the past, the most touchy-feely phones got was putting rubberised material on the back. However, the M:ssage is an entirely different kettle of rubby fish. It looks like a wooden massage gadget, but also works as a mobile phone.
It comes with dual massaging heads, and a variety of programmes that you can download to the handset (sorry pervs, no ‘Happy Finish’ option). It comes with a £25 per month tariff that gives you 250 free massages, or you can buy it for £300 and pay 50p per massage.
(via Shiny Shiny)