Oh for heaven’s sake. Is it really too much effort to shlep from your computer desk to the fridge to fetch a cold beer? Clearly so, for someone’s developed a USB Beverage Chiller, which plugs into your PC or Mac, and keeps your Special Brew at a constant 45 degrees Fahrenheit.
Okay, so it works for soft drinks too, if they come in cans. But really, if you’re allowed to drink booze at your desk, you could at least have the decency to walk a few steps to get it. And fetch me one while you’re at it. Cheers.