Play musical safes with the Zaporozhye

If music be the food of love, play on, seems to be the message of the Zaporozhye, the musical condom. There’s a sensor in the base and some teeny-tiny speakers that play music “louder and faster” as the sex becomes more enthusiastic. No word on cost, playlist, or how long it’ll take Banksy to reprogram them to quote Paris Hilton. [GT]

Zaporozhye, the musical condom [via Ubergizmo]

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