Dress to thrill thanks to eBay

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A quick scout on Bayraider today will furnish you with the ultimate party outfit. Start with a pair of Rod Stewart’s shoes (with a Spider-man boot as backup). Add a pair of Steve McQueen’s sunglasses, as seen in Towering Inferno. And then bid like mad on items from the blog’s Music Thursday roundup, including Elvis Presley’s bling boxing ring, Madonna’s pearl necklace, Naomi Judd’s slinky satin dress, and cap the whole thing off with a Slipknot mask. Hey presto: you’ll be fighting off members of the opposite sex with a big stick. Oh, hang on, they’ll be fighting you off…

Stuart Dredge