Ever woken up in the night wondering what the meaning of life is? Whether all religions lead to God or how they get jam into the middle of doughnuts? Well thanks to a new text message service your beauty sleep can now be undisturbed.
Any Questions Answered, which can be contacted by texting queries to 63336, reckons its can deliver an answer to any question within ten minutes of you asking it.
In what must be painfully slow news week at the Mirror, journalist Damien Fletcher spent several hours asking the service everything from why the weather is rubbish at the moment to whether Nancy should dump Sven.
You can read the service’s replies here.
Personally we want to know if Patrick Vieira is really going to leave Arsenal, oh and Keira Knightley’s mobile phone number might be useful too.