A keen pornography fan in Japan managed to rack up a sensational 780,000 hits for various types of porn in the space of nine months - while he was at work.
The unnamed - but heroic and hard-working - Kinokawa city government employee was demoted when officials came to fix his computer, discovered his habit and examined the data logs - finding the 780,000 offending hits.
We're not sure what definition of "hits" they're using here, but he still clearly turned looking at porn into a full-time job. His bosses may have demoted him - we're elevating him to GOD status.
From this we have learned two things: (1) The current world record for looking at porn while at work is generating 780,000 hits in a nine-month period. (2) The boss knows what you're looking at.
(Via MSNBC)
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780,000? That's nothing I manage that sort of traffic in 20 minutes when the wife pops out to Tesco. Amazing what you can achieve when you're focused.