Hey everyone. What with all the talk of this "CES" thing that's going on at the moment, I thought I'd give you an EXCLUSIVE look at a few of the products that won't be on the show floor this year.
I'll be revealing a two-year-old TV with NO HDMI sockets on it whatsoever, a six-year-old games console and a literally ancient digital cable box that's definitely NOT rocking the crowds at the Vegas Convention Centre right now.
You won't see these anywhere else! (apart from maybe at a dump or really poor friend's house).
Come back tomorrow for more exciting exclusive revelations from absolutely nowhere near Las Vegas about what's definitely not going to be at the show.