Last week, I rather shamefully took the crown with a score of 7,180 on Downhill Bowling. This week, you’ve got a chance, because I’m typing from a laptop and have to use a damn trackpad.

This week, we’ve got the resoundingly topical Sock and Awe. Chuck shoes at President Bush, get dragged out, get beaten in jail. Well, the first of those three, anyway. I managed a paltry 5 hits before getting ‘removed’ from the room. You can do better than that. Click here, and then let us know what you got in the comments below.

Sock and Awe

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Fancy becoming a games writer? NMK is holding an event just for you!


Ever fancied being the next Charlie Brooker? Kieron Gillen? N’Gai Croal? Or even our very own Gary Cutlack? Read on…

It’s always been a hard industry to crack, unless you know the right people, or have the right opportunities presented to you – like New Media Knowledge’s writing for games conference. Held at a central London venue, on June 17th at 6pm, you’ll learn all about the industry, how to get your foot in the door, and whether GTA IV is better on the Xbox 360 or PS3. Ok, I made that up, but it’s bound to come up in conversation.

It costs just £25, otherwise if you’re a freelancing baked beans eater, student, or general unemployed gamer, you can get a discounted…