Apple Watch Edition buyers will get to skip the queues, so that everyone will know who is a dick

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Buyers of the most expensive Apple Watch – the “Edition”, which starts at £8000 will get to skip the queues outside Apple Stores on April 24th, according to reports.

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9to5Mac reports on preparations for the rich to get their Apple watches – without having to mix with the sort of subhuman scum who only have £400 to spend an an unnecessary accessory.

Apparently buyers of the edition will not only get to skip the queues in the store, but they will get hour long appointments with sales staff to try on the watches and get things setup – though security-conscious Apple will only allow up to two Edition watches on the shop floor at the same time, by the sound of it.

For tech support, edition buyers will be given a special phone number they can call for tech support for two years, with 24/7 support.

The only downside, of course, is that if you wear an Apple Watch Edition, everyone outside of the Yacht Club will know that you’re almost certainly a dick.

James O’Malley