Bono apologises… but only for the U2 iTunes fiasco



Bono’s crimes against music are well documented, but families of his victims looking for justice (for having to put up with spouses listening to U2). There has been a flicker of hope though – in a Facebook interview the smug singer has apologised for forcing U2 on to everyone’s iPhone.

Post by U2.

According to the Daily Star (!), Bono said:

“I had this beautiful idea and we got carried away with ourselves.

“Artists are prone to that kind of thing. Drop of megalomania, touch of generosity, dash of self-promotion, and deep fear that these songs that we poured our life into over the last few years might not be heard.

“There’s a lot of noise out there. I guess we got a little noisy ourselves to get through it.”

As of yet, the Star has not yet managed to link Bono to the Black-Eyed Ghost Children.

James O’Malley
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