From Cape Town to your iPhone to the end of the world? – The World Cup Vuvuzela app

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vuvuzela app.jpgThe Vuvuzela, the droning horn-like instrument that is currently giving the World Cup in South Africa it’s own unique “atmosphere” and everyone watching the games a headache, is now available as a free app for the iPhone.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Staggeringly, it’s already had over 1,000,000 downloads. Hard to believe, but here’s my theory – the Vuvuzela actually emits sound at a frequency similar to some sort of insectile, hive-mind order, like some sort of Queen bumblebee. By the end of of the World Cup, we’ll all be brainwashed by it, and bow down to our new insect overlords, sending us to work in their elaborate sugar mines and turning others into some sort of Jeff Goldblum in “The Fly” Brundlefly.

Or something. Either way it’s free, so what do I care? Grab it here while I go destroy my ant farm.

Gerald Lynch