Wow. Sexy. Confusing, but sexy. What if… what if Master Chief was actually a HOT CHICK underneath? Artist David Johnson has made this ultimate fantasy real, creating an 8″ female spartan figure for Halo fans the world over to adore.
Two things were always going to happen. (1) Some of her armour is falling off, and (2) he’s whacked it up on eBay – it’s currently going for $2000.
Very nice. Probably shouldn’t admit to finding a female action figure arousing in public, though. It’s the sort of thing that’ll come back to haunt you when future employers Google your name.