The Sydney man managed to drive an armoured personnel carrier – or HUGE TANK to make the story sound more exciting – through six mobile phone masts and was on his way to a seventh, when police managed to stop his INSANE TANK RAGE.
Presumably he’d just been woken up AGAIN by another spam text about Vodafone Live services.
The 45-year-old “continued to destroy mobile tower communications sheds by crashing through the perimeter fence and colliding with structures, causing significant damage,” said local Chief Inspector Guy Haberley,
He is now under arrest and the case has been adjourned until Monday, when we will hopefully find out what fuelled his anti-mobile mast rampage. It would also be nice to know where he got a tank from.
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