Ok, I’m talking it down a bit there, this is actually the Wooden USB Memory Strap. Wooden, because it has a wood casing and Strap because you can hang it round neck using the piece of string. It does have a more useful purpose though – 2GB of Flash memory to keep your files close to hand. And no one will steal it because they’ll just presume it’s a piece of scruffy hippy neckwear.
Available online, yours for $32 (around £16).
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