11.41 – Incredible. With just five months left before launch, no Apple die-hards have formed a queue outside the London store. Bloody lightweights. Don’t they realise what a great media opp is passing them by.
11.44 Oh hang on – there are a few lurkers outside the Regent Street Store. Maybe the UK iPhone fiesta has begun. They are wearing dark clothes and looking sinister – Steve Jobs impersonators?
11.45 Turns out they were from Special Branch.
11.47 Wait there’s some unboxing going on.
11.48 Aaah – it’s a KFC party pack